When Ned drunkingly collapsed, he fell with enough force to ignite the blasting cap on the dynamite, causing it to explode but since his body was on top of it, it contains the blast and severs him in half. Ned goes to the bar after work but forgets about the dynamite he had in his back pocket. He worked on a demolition crew, and was in charge of the explosives. ![]() To those who know, Ned actually had a job. Without warning, Ned collapses to the ground and explodes, severing his body in half. After 15 shots of darts and 15 shots of alcohol, Ned is still asking for more. Each time someone is successful, Ned takes one drink. ![]() Ned invents a new way to get drunk by making himself a human dart board (by drawing a dart board on his stomach). A drunken man named Ned runs out of money one night at the bar.
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